Yesterday, we took my son, Slade, to the mall to get his picture taken. We had just finished with taking his pictures when my older son, Selleck, told me he had to go to the bathroom. As you may know, when a soon to be 3 year old tells you they have to go, you have a ticking time bomb on your hands. So, time is of the essence.
First we try to go to the bathroom at the "Picture People". No luck. Their bathroom is out of order. I knew Macy's department store was just around the corner, so I grabbed Selleck's hand and off we went.
As soon as we walk in Macy's, I see a sign that says "Restrooms" and has a big arrow pointing left. So, we start to make a b-line to the bathroom. As we get to the bathroom, I notice there are 2 doors. One says "Women's", the other "Family". I start to go toward the "Family" bathroom only to have a guy tell me, "Somebody's in there". I asked him if he happened to know where a men's room was, to which he informed me that he couldn't find one either. I thought that sounded crazy and surely Macy's had a men's room somewhere. As the time tick, tick, ticked away, Selleck and I rushed to find a men's room. The floor we were on had no men's room to be found. So, we jumped on the escalator to try the next floor. On the next floor I looked up to check for a sign, and to my dismay, the only sign I could find said "ladies room" with a big arrow. "Are you kidding me?" In our haste, we passed 3 bathrooms, and they were all women's. In a panic, I decided it would be better to just rush back to the Picture People and pass him off to Sarah so she could take him to the women's room. Luckily, when the manager at the Picture People heard me passing Selleck to Sarah, she said if all he had to do was, as they say, go #1, then he could use their bathroom. We made it in the nick of time.
Come on Macy's, what are you doing to me? I know the demographics show that men don't shop their that often. But, not even 1 men's room anywhere to be found. The least you could do is have a closet with a bucket somewhere for us guys to go. I have learned my lesson. From now on I will limit my shopping to sporting goods stores. I know they will have a place for me and my boys!