
"It's a little known fact that the smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then, at their retirement dinner, you can eat them."
"Everyone in the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife. That's why no one messes with Switzerland."
"It's a little known fact that the tan became popular in what is known as the Bronze Age."
1 comment:
Funny stuff. I never got into cheers, but that was pretty funny.
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