Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dr. Evil

One of my favorite movie characters of all time is Dr. Evil, from the Austin Powers movies. What makes him so funny, is that he just doesn't get it. Do you ever have those days where you just don't get it? I do. Sometimes it feels like I have been cryogenically frozen and just recently thawed. Everything is new or different and I just don't get it. In honor of me not getting it, and Dr. Evil, I share with you some of my favorite Dr. Evil quotes.

"When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. When Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...People Die!"

"Because you're not quite evil enough. Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough."

"Mini Me, if I ever lost you I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable."

"It's Doctor Evil. I didn't go to Evil Medical School for 6 years to be called Mister."

2 comments:

Mim said...

Funny quotes.

Rob said...

Makes me want to watch Austin Powers. Funny movies always become funnier to me after I hear a quote. Funny stuff.